Our Motto:
Because we've got nothing better to do
NumbLocked Systems envisions, plots, starts designing, goofs off over extented amounts of time, and eventually gives you a finished product of some shoddy software for the VäporOS. We promise to bring you shotty, expensive versions of software you probably could write yourself in less time than it takes us.
Products
| Dehydrator | VäporOS's first compression utility - and about as user friendly as DOS! |
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| VäporWrite | The world's most advanced word processor! |
Numb News
- 3/27/97 - The other day, we realized that we have jobs. With much moaning and groaning, VäporWrite was finished. And then, since our attention spans are shorter than the amount of time Bill Gates feels guilty about being rich, we went into SHAMELESS PR MODE, and whipped up this nifty QT movie.
- 1/23/97 - Well, since everybody's asking the SAME questions, we, in a brief spat of working (we'll get over it) made up a FAQ
- 1/20/97 - We're back after a weeks vacation of patting ourselves on the back over the marvelous job we did with Dehydrator. Now that we're back in the office, we have little to do than try and think up shotty new products , and so we've come up with VäporWrite. Have a look.
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